(Don't Eat A) Mexican Cantelope
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5146a2.htm iframe Y'feel a hot wind from your lowersAnd a touch of the hurls with an odorSpurn cubed/sliced and check the number ("4050")Leave without melon...
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The Cursed Whitehouse Christmas
November isn't even ended yet and the Biden Whitehouse has three Christmas regalia disasters on its hands: a fallen National Christmas Tree, "Dr." Jill's super-tacky decorations and no Christmas...
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"The Marvels" Changes Marketing to "Go see this movie you...
Hollywood, CA -- The latest installment in the movie franchise called the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is titled "The Marvels" and was released a couple weeks ago. The film is the long awaited...
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Interview: Jussie Smollett Starts his own Hate Crime Hoax Production Company
In light of the several hate crime hoaxes that have come out recently, Jussie Smollett has decided to create a production company to compete with what he calls "the amateurish recent offerings."He sat...
View ArticleMartial society is what unites the Western Left and the Islamists
https://gellerreport.com/2023/11/watch- ... 2023.html/The Left and the Islamists are united by the kind of society they are. On the Left there are no civilians, only good little soldiers - just as in...
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Captain Kirk: We're All Gonna Die!
Who knew that William Shatner was a climate alarmist. Combine that fact with his penchant of overacting (hamming it up) and you get a bathetic plea to the King of...
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The Surveillance State of Bananastan USSA
Flag of The Surveillance State of Bananastan, USSA “...we are now officially a communist third world banana republic…we are going to become the United Socialist States of America! This is the...
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The New White house Press Secretary - UPDATE
After a long search to find a replacement for incompetent Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House Press Room has settled on 7-year-old Imogene Kaboodle. She has no qualifications for the...
View ArticleJoseph McCarthy Biden
Joseph McCarthy Biden was a feckless Senator from Delaware, before The Obama (PBUH) placed him as Vice-President, then President of the United Socialist States of America. During a recent interview...
View ArticleUS Climate Envoy Updates Diplomatic Status with China from Frowny Face to...
Washington, DC -- In a shocking development, US Climate Envoy John Kerry today upgraded his diplomatic stance regarding China's climate policies from "Frowny Face" directly to "Wagging Finger." This...
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COP28 Demands Reduction in Kerry Emissions
Some "greenhouse gases" don't come from a greenhouse and are deadlier than others. U.S. "Climate Envoy" John Kerry proved that by emitting an ASBD (Almost Silent But Deadly) cloud of noxious anal...
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Body Count—Climate vs. Hillary
Presumably acting in her unofficial role as the MTG, Hillary showed up at COP28 in Dubai to put her unsolicited two cents in about Climate Change's body count. Perfect, because Hillary knows plenty...
View ArticleJohn Kerry Does Methane Blow
https://www.bostonherald.com/2023/12/05 ... gas-video/ iframe Flies into the U. A. E. Faces, smiling every oneYeah, he brings a whole new affliction, ooww!He'll peel paint when he farts John Kerry...
View Article20 Days in Mariupol
Make time for this documentary. It details life in Mariupol in the first 20 days of the Russian occupation. It puts real faces on the suffering and death one madman has brought to his peaceful...
View ArticleTrump Is A Stochastic Terrorist You Idiots
Trump is a stochastic terrorist, you idiot basket of deplorables. Get it through your paleomaga thick skulls. Don't make us report you to the FBI Stochastic Terrorist Task Force and come raid your...
View ArticleThe End of Bidenomics
iframe Remember in the days of TrumpThe border and laws were securedWe knew where we stood in the worldWith Russia and Hamas standin' stillAnd now "build back better" failedAnd now kids poisoned by...
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The Church of Satan People's Abortion Clinic
Comrades, it’s good to know that the Deep State is facilitating abortion by proxy, much as it facilitates censorship by proxy. After all, why get snagged in thorny extralegal thickets when you can...
View ArticleDuffelblog: Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crimes advice
Here's some Cubeworthy™ journalism from our subsidiary, Duffelblog:https://www.duffelblog.com/p/russia-sen ... ime-adviceStatistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/8/2023, 11:24 am — Replies 3 —...
View ArticleThe Joyous Next Tuesday of The Wealth Tax
Comrades! This is one step beyond inspiration. Even beyond the total State control of money by banning cash and going completely digital. The wonderfully inspired name, Wealth Tax! This new method of...
View ArticleVander Plaats' Way
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/bl ... r-husband/ iframe Spent the last year Vander Plaats' wayCampaign not inspiredIowa disaster, I think it's safe to sayTime to condone liarAnd we don't need...
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